The Jolly Jacobin

Jacobin is a quarterly publication based in New York City. We shall give it credit for honesty - it openly proclaims an affinity for crummy collectivism.

The appearance of Jacobin magazine has been a bright light in dark times. Each issue brings penetrating, lively discussions and analyses of matters of real significance, from a thoughtful left perspective that is refreshing and all too rare. A really impressive contribution to sanity, and hope.
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Foreword

Ah, the presidential election cycle—a time-honored tradition as cherished as a visit to the dentist without Novocain. Imagine being poked in the eye while someone shoves a heaping plate of political casserole down your throat. Doesn’t that sound delightful? Welcome to the wild, wild world of American “democracy!”

It’s as if someone is holding your eyelids open, Clockwork Orange-style while force-feeding you a concoction of mudslinging, pandering, and the occasional spark of genuine humanity. The debates? They’re like a reality TV show where everyone has a PhD in dodging questions. “But what about the issues?” you might cry out, only to be met with vague platitudes and well-rehearsed soundbites. It’s like trying to get a straight answer from a fortune cookie.

As testimony to this alt-reality, my essay The Jolly Jacobin, from January 24, 2021, finds a cherished spot in this latest cycle of mind mush. Without further adieu, enjoy a trip back in time: The Joly Jacobin.

The History of the Jacobins

Jacobin is a quarterly New Woke Sitty publication. We shall credit it for honesty as the publisher openly proclaims an affinity for leftism. Now, here is a little primer on what a Jacobin is.

Established in France in 1789, the Jacobins were known as the “Society of the Friends of the Constitution.” Later, the Jacobin Club met in a former convent of the Dominicans (known in Paris as Jacobins). Deputies of the National Assembly formed the Jacobins to protect against a possible aristocratic reaction to the Revolution. Though it did not have a direct role in overthrowing the monarchy in 1792, the club later changed its name to “Society of the Jacobins, Friends of Liberty and Equality.” It accepted leftist deputies of the National Convention and agitated for the king’s execution and the overthrow of the moderate Girondins. In 1793, with about 8,000 clubs and 500,000 members, the Jacobins became instruments of the Reign of Terror (French Revolution). In April 1790, Maximilien Robespierre ascended to president of the Jacobin Club and became increasingly popular as an enemy of the monarchy and an advocate of democratic reforms.¹

The Jacobins are well known, and many history books acknowledge their subversive tactics concerning the French Revolution. In the USA, during the French Revolution, it was common for people to throw the epitaph “Jacobin” out at people perceived to be in line with the thinking of the radical aspects of the Enlightenment. Federalists were known to call Thomas Jefferson a Jacobin for his Deist thinking and his outward sympathy with the French Revolution.²

Jacobin Magazine

The Jacobin publication started in 2010 as an online magazine but expanded to a print journal later that same year. Shall we express our displeasure to the publisher for something so environmentally unfriendly and traditional as a hard copy? The publisher, Bhaskar Sunkara, describes Jacobin as “. . . largely the product of a younger generation not quite as tied to the Cold War paradigms that sustained the old leftist intellectual milieux like Dissent or New Politics, but still eager to confront, rather than table, the questions that arose from the experience of the left in the 20th century.”³ In 2020, Jacobin reported the print magazine has 60,000 subscribers. Oh no, more trees are cut down. Your author does not attempt to link the Jacobin publication with the French Revolution. Wink, wink.

According to Wikipedia, that stalwart of unbiased writing, “Jacobin’s popularity grew with the increasing attention of leftist ideas stimulated by the Bernie Sanders 2016 presidential campaign, with subscriptions tripling from 10,000 in the summer of 2015 to 32,000 as of the first issue of 2017, with 16,000 of the new subscribers added in the two months after Donald Trump’s election.”⁴

The title of the February 10, 2021, edition of Jacobin, Biden Our Time, supplies a quantitative insight into the worldview of the publisher and the column authors. Russian TV (RTV) states that this “… issue of Jacobin magazine covering the inauguration features a mock icon, complete with a halo around Biden’s head, seraphim-like Clintons, and angelic killer drones in the sky. Some don’t seem to realize it is satire.”⁵  

Satire or not, we must credit the publisher as the iconic image on the cover of the Winter 2021 Edition of Jacobin is a striking mockery. The glowing imagery, reminiscent of Eastern Rite Catholicism, supplies a keen insight into how the Main Lame Stream Media (MLSM) fawned over the Harris One – Biden Two candidates, more recently honoring them as (super-vice) president/president-elect (cough, cough). The MLSM now engages in mental masturbation, worshiping the lovely pair.

For added insight, examine the magazine cover at the top of this blog. Warning: If you are cogent non-woke folk, grab a bottle of Eyezen™ — just in case. If that does not work, how about getting strapped to a chair, fitted with a straight jacket, head affixed with an iron halo, and donned with eye clamps? That, with copious eye drops, will ensure a comprehensive viewing.

It may be dangerous to mention the above, as it could give our debased friends an idea of how to deprogram 75 million Trump voters, just like the procedure depicted above from A Clockwork Orange. But we, the cogent folk, shall be realists, as the debased might (?) have plans similar to the life transition pogrom called Carousel featured in the motion picture Logan’s Run.

Next, clear your mind and note the central and most prominent figure: halo Joe-Joe. “Over the top,” we see Hillary, Barack Hussein, and Bill in that order, your left to your right. Barack Hussein is at the center top. That must be an oversight at best or an outright outrage at worst by the Jacobin. Remember, the MLSM told us Bill was the first African-American President. Concerning the MLSM, sure enough, they are at the feet of halo Joe-Joe, looking up to their savior. Good old “now I am free from the bullying.” Dr. Fauci is at the right hand (your left) of halo Joe-Joe, pointing to a flattened curve graph. Is that Bill Gates next to him? To the left hand (your right) is the esteemed personification of the left: Upchuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi.

Now for the double entendre. Our debased leftist / Marxist / Maoist / progressive / commie / Leninist / citizens of the world woke-folk claim we are all equals.⁶ Before moving on, did we miss any terms to describe the debased? So, my cogent non-woke friends, how do we reconcile people under the feet of Halo Joe-Joe who have no halo? Further, how about the image showing those with a halo have no mask? So, the lower “equals” must wear masks, while the elite (halos) have no masks. The Halo folks have preternatural forces to kill Corona-1984! The super snoopers among us will note that a few underclasses are mask-free. It is all about the children, of course. Rest assured, the good Dr. Fauci supplied his advice and gave his scientific (cough, cough) opinion that fulfills the wish of the Illuminati to allow the children to play mask-free. And no, this has nothing to do with QAnon.

“Do not judge a book by its cover” gains new heights in the stratosphere with this issue of Jacobin. While a paid subscription will gain access to the article contents, just reading the column titles is all that the cogent non-woke folks need to confirm their suspicions. For quintessential examples, how about “A Left That Matters,” “When Biden Met Hillarycare,” or “The 2020 Presidential Election and Working-Class Voters.” 

Colorful Jacobin drawing dissing senior citizens

Where Boomers Party Till They Drop — Dead

The column “Where Boomers Party Till They Drop — Dead” features this morsel: “Welcome to The Villages, where not even the coronavirus can keep retirees from their steady diet of sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, and Donald Trump.” It is peculiar how the comrades at Jacobin know about all these intimate details concerning the residents at the Villages. Perhaps some woke-commie moles live there while enjoying good old American freedom.

A large retirement community in Florida, The Villages constitute the perfect petri dish for the lousy loony left. It embodies things that are the American dream and subject to Gastly Gaslighting. The debased woke folk show their target as an evil empire at worst or a bumbling mess at best. For example, the above cartoon is from the winter 2021 edition of Jacobin. Of course, The Villages have a lot of cogent folk, so here we have a prime target for the debased hate flamethrowers. The party of compassion and inclusiveness is not. It is a progressive sin for good people to live comfortably using the savings they have gained from their lifetime of challenging work. The Jacobins shall place all these peoples in commie communes. 

Communist-style housing: this is what the Jolly Jaobin wants for you

In line with the official narrative, our socialist-debased friends at Jacobin push Corona Doom to tamp down everybody to their woke-commie misery. It just angers them to see people who want to get on with their everyday lives. Do not despair, comrades; out of evil comes good. With Trump out of the way, like magic, Corona Doom is plateauing (according to Dr. Fauci) while the debased woke governors drop restrictions. Moreover, it is also very curious why we get a loosening of unconstitutional limits while, at the same time, we hear about the CCP-Corona variant with its increased virulence. Oh, how we forget Trump is out of the way; we can talk about normalcy. The Commie type, that is. But wait, there’s more. How about this gem: Right on cue for Biden, WHO admits high-cycle PCR tests produce COVID-19 false positives.

My based non-woke woke friends, Jacobin is just one tiny element of the commie cauldron. It provides the cogent, un-woke folk an ideal example of the overarching threat we face. The transformation your author has warned about for the past 25 years has reached one of its main goals in 2021: the debased corporate/neo-Marxist cauldron (The Evil Partnership) takeover of the USA. Think of China, where the Communist government partners with the corporations. For a hint, did you have any opportunity today to purchase anything made in the USA? Even if “yes,” at worst, it may be the product from a “USA Chinese owned company” or, at best, a global company.

With the trifecta of Congress, the Senate, and the executive now in a “progressive” possessed mind-state, The Evil Partnership has the final goal at hand—their prize — the Nasty New World Order (aka Great Reset or Build Back Better). Concerning the Supreme Court, it is not-so-hot now, with an easy fix not far off with the progressive packing tactic. The Evil Partnership’s pièce de resistance; the Caustic Cancel Culture Pogrom (CCCP). To see the corporate technocrats shut down dissenting views (what freedom of speech) in lockstep with the dictates of our “leaders” is a breathtaking display of this Newtopia. But none of this matters as the Illuminati have the perfect storm in their quiver — hyperinflation. Please read all about it in The Creature from Jekyll Island.

You might be thinking, “What does this corporate stuff have to do with the Jacobin (and their allies)?” A lot. When we had the big USA-owned corporations that cared less about putrid political correctness (a Marxist tool), the debased hated these businesses. With the table fully turned during the 2020 burn-loot-murder period, the debased love their new Marxist corporate partners. Oh, how we forget; the narrative tells all this was the fault of the cogent, even though the debased-woke-commies committed these acts. Even Orwell could not have scripted this any better.

Reflection

It pains your author to write the following, but it is time for tough love. The average American is nothing like the citizen of yesteryear. Subjected to MLSM gaslighting and lousy education (social engineering), we have collectively lost our will or love of country.⁷ The Evil Partnership authored a colorful playbook to dare to promote our founding documents and authentic, rich history. The included narrative contains these words for the woke-commie troops to describe the cogent un-woke folk: racist, white supremacist, misogynist, fascist, homophobic, libertarian, conservative, alt-right, transphobic, climate denier, nasty nationalist, Covid denier, xenophobic, etc. 

Careful, my cogent non-woke friends, be incredibly careful. The millions who openly supported Donald Trump will face tracking and taunting. While not a messianic figure as some portrayed, he was a significant obstacle — the last stand against Communism. Because of our support, even those silently (voting) like some of us (including your author), will be subject to reprogramming in one form or another. The debased Evil Partnership is on a hateful and revenge-filled mission.

In the ultimate height of hypocrisy, The debased Evil Partnership overlooks the small number of terrorists from a particular “religion.” And oh, Antifa, that is just an idea; meanwhile, not so for the law-abiding, peaceful conservative. We all are guilty by association because of a few knuckleheads. Therefore, the progressive-possessed state shall consider all cogent folk as the enemy of their inclusive (cough, cough) Newtopia-maintained commie state. That fateful day, January 6, 2021, Anno Domini was their Reichstag Fire. As a ponderable, was (is) Qanon a tool of the deep state — a big question mark?

Did you ever wonder why so few things in the MLSM report get identified as left-wing? Because, with few exceptions, they are left-wing. Just last year, all we heard ad nauseam were the mostly peaceful (left-wing) protests (riots and looting). With that background, during the vetting leading up to the 2021 inauguration, the National Guard flushed out the “right-wingers” in the ranks. What about the vetting of the left wing? The answer is in the wind. And oh, as a painful reminder, those images of the National Guardsman in 2020 kneeling with the mostly peaceful protesters tell the real story. However, they are to take no position (right or left)! The only real show of force occurred in 2021 to squelch the right-wingers.

Afterword

Reflecting on the above essay written in 2021, it’s remarkable how much the political discourse, described under the Jaobin Lenze, still mirrors the current landscape. The essay, penned in a time of heightened political tension and polarization, captured the essence of an election cycle filled with hyperbolic rhetoric, deep-seated divisions, and a public weary of endless campaign noise. The 2021 election commentary felt like a sharp, unfiltered snapshot of a political climate where facts and fiction often blurred, and candidates’ personas sometimes overshadowed their policies.

Fast forward to today, and the same themes seem to persist. The discourse continues to be a cacophony of promises, accusations, and soundbites. As described in the essay, the media landscape remains a battleground of conflicting narratives, with each outlet vying to shape public perception. Voters, meanwhile, are still navigating a minefield of information, skepticism, and the enduring question of who best represents their interests.

Parting Shot

Here is something that the Jolly Jaobins and their loyal subjects detest. As an antidote to the crummy music noise projected by the broken speakers of woke folk autos, play the following clip often and loudly while motoring along in your gasoline-powered vehicle. We can have virtue signals, too!

If you think this essay is an exercise in cognitive dissonance, I can only hope that your appreciation for irony isn’t also in conflict with reality. But hey, if holding multiple perspectives makes your head spin, maybe it’s time to upgrade from the mental merry-go-round. 📕

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1. Frederick R. Smith Speaks, October 29, 2020; Jacobins, Illuminati, and George Washington

2. Ibid

3. IDIOM online magazine, March 16, 2011; No Short-Cuts: Interview with the Jacobin

4. Wikipedia, Jacobin (magazine); History and overview

5. RT.Com, January 21, 2021; Government becomes God’: Jacobin’s satirical cover literally idolizing Biden strikes a nerve

6. Of course, we know that we, the cogent non-woke folk shall not apply for membership in the inclusive “we are an equal club”

7. See Frederick R. Smith Speaks, August 1, 2020; Nauseating NEA. Also see Epoch Times December 3, 2018; The Infiltration of Marxism Into Higher Education.